Thursday, August 11, 2005
~ 8:25 PM ~
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and
Scientists can never earn as much as Business
Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a
mathematical equation based on the following two
postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money
approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of
work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.
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Ever wondered why you failed in a test even though
you studied your lessons?
Well, we've found out that Study=Fail.
Let us take that:
Study = No Fail
No Study = Fail
Study+No Study = No Fail + Fail
Study(No + 1) = Fail(No + 1);
Cancel out the (No + 1) as equation is balanced.
Therefore, Study = Fail.
So why study?
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